I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
