I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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