theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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