Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Someone came in the potted fern
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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