I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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