It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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