just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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