No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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