Yo dont text me then not text me
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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