I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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