Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
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