So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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