Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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