it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
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U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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