I think i peed on brittanys purse
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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