why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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