i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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