do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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