I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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