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Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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