scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
23 People Reveal The Worst Culture Shock They’ve Ever Experienced While Traveling
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
27 People Confess Their Proudest Fap
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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