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did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband

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did it work?

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nope

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(678): did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband (404): did it work? (678): nope http://tfl.nu/53k6

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what's the vibe there?

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extraordinary amounts of gine

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(814): what's the vibe there? (917): extraordinary amounts of gine http://tfl.nu/dj53

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(205): View more from Alabama

why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?

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(205): why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!? http://tfl.nu/xjgi

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(757): View more from Virginia

i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work

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(757): i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work http://tfl.nu/0keb

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(514): View more from Quebec

i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them

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the remaining ten - you weren't in

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(514): i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them (514): the remaining ten - you weren't in http://tfl.nu/19lj

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(706): View more from Georgia

lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.

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(706): lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand. http://tfl.nu/av0q

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(757): View more from Virginia

Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.

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(757): Just try to lay there and not be pregnant. http://tfl.nu/a665

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.

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Please get laid.

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(919): I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot. (1-919): Please get laid. http://tfl.nu/xffk

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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night

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(617): Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night http://tfl.nu/jx5s

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(619): View more from California

Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.

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(619): Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this. http://tfl.nu/9259

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(530): View more from California

sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom

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(530): sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom http://tfl.nu/p21d

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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?

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(520): He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA? http://tfl.nu/u8oz

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(716): View more from New York

She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever

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(716): She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever http://tfl.nu/gnyf

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Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake

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(602): Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake http://tfl.nu/7ejr

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btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward

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(414): btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward http://tfl.nu/opuz

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