Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother