but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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