well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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