dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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