i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaÃt comercial?
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the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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