Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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