Jerry, you need to find god
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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