More tranny stories later!
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
