I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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