I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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