Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
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He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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