You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Shame is for Republicans.
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