Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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