i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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