Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
How does one acquire holy water?
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Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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