I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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