And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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