my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
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how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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