Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
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I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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