i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Buhtt sex?
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At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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