Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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