you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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