NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
they need to just BURY HIM!
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I think your dad took our porno
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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