I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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