'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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