No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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