I love watching others lives come down to our level.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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