That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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Your cock deserves a montage
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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