It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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