Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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