He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize