She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
my poor anus
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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