Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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