Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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