yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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