....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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