i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Shame is for Republicans.
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