ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
