i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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