i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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