I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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