We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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