3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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