Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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